‘Eye, Tooth’
Season 6, Episode 22 - Aired May 13, 1996
When Hilary announces that her show is moving to New York, Ashley is excited that she will now be allowed to move to the city. Will is upset that he will be losing his job, but while he's still working he has to look after William Shatner, who is a guest on Hilary's show.
Quote from Will
William Shatner: Oh, that goofy gas gave me such a headache.
Will: Oh, look, I just wanna apologize for everything that I put you through. The least I could've done was let you beat me at pool.
William Shatner: Whoa, wait a minute. Beat me at pool. You never beat me at pool.
Will: Oh, Bill, Bill, Bill. I see you still got your buzz on a little bit, huh?
William Shatner: Listen, I can beat you at pool anytime, any place, any planet.
Will: Now, don't let your mouth write a check your pool stick can't cash.
Quote from Ashley
Vivian: Oh, look at this one. This one's on the Upper East Side.
Hilary: Oh, the shopping there is unbelievable.
Ashley: This is the happiest I've ever been.
Philip: Ashley? Sweetheart, I've been doing a lot of thinking and there's no reason for you to be so down. I've decided... Are you ready for this? To let you move to New York.
Ashley: But, Daddy...
Vivian: Honey, honey, let him have this one.
Ashley: Oh, thank you, Daddy! [jumps in Philip's arms]
Quote from Will
Will: Oh. Y'all remember, don't nobody mention to Carlton that William Shatner's gonna be on Hilary's show.
Philip: Will, don't you think you're being a bit unfair?
Vivian: He's coming on the show and you know Carlton is a huge fan of his.
Carlton: Who's gonna be on Hilary's show, and who am I a huge fan of?
Will: Uh... Uh... Uh... Billy.
Carlton: Billy who?
Will: Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... [Nicky holds up a syrup bottle] Billy Butterworth.
Quote from Carlton
Will: Wait a minute, Hilary. I can't just uproot just like that.
Hilary: Okay.
Will: What do you mean "okay?" I'm gonna be out of a job.
Hilary: So come.
Will: Hilary, I can't come. I still gotta finish school.
Hilary: Okay.
Will: What? Look, Hilary, how come I didn't find out about this before?
Carlton: Oh, don't tell me someone withheld information from somebody.
Quote from Will
Will: Hil, I gotta let you know, I'm more than a little upset about how you played me with this whole New York thing. This is a wound that will not quickly heal.
Hilary: Okay.
Quote from Philip
Ashley: Look, everybody, I just bought my first winter coat and mittens. And I got long underwear, wool socks, scarves and earmuffs.
Vivian: That's great. It'll keep you nice and warm.
Philip: Warm? It doesn't get that cold in California.
Ashley: Daddy, it's for New York.
Philip: Yes, but you're not going to New York.
Quote from Geoffrey
Vivian: I remember my first visit to New-
Philip: Vivian.
Vivian: Mexico.
Geoffrey: Ah. New Mexico. Heh. Nothing like taking a bite of the Big Ap- Tostada.
Quote from Ashley
Philip: I am not losing both my daughters. She's my baby girl, Vivian.
Ashley: Daddy, you're not losing us. You'll know exactly where we are. We'll be in New York.
Quote from Philip
Philip: You are not going to New York. Vivian. Vi- She's not going to New York. You are not going to New York. Did you hear? I'm your fath- You're not going to New York. [to himself] She's not going to New York.
Quote from Will
William Shatner: Oh. All right. Best three out of five.
Will: All right, you wanna keep taking this here whooping.
William Shatner: Most people are intimidated by me. They let me win.