‘Did the Earth Move for You?’
Season 2, Episode 1 - Aired September 9, 1991
After Philip gets the family tickets to the People's Choice Awards, an earthquake hits as they make their way to the event. Meanwhile, Will is moving fast with his new girlfriend, Kathleen (Tisha Campbell).
Quote from Philip
Ashley: This dress makes me want to puke. You can't even tell I have a figure.
Philip: You're 13 years old. You're not allowed to have a figure.
Quote from Will
Kathleen: Now, where were we? [they kiss]
Will: Beat it, baby!
Kathleen: Will! It's just an aftershock!
Will: Aftershock? Baby, look, I'm from Philly. "Aftershock" is not in my vocabulary. Wind, rain, cheese steak, these are things I know.
Kathleen: It's nothing. Now would you come back over here?
Will: Nuh-uh.
Kathleen: Why not?
Will: Because every time I come near you, the ground starts moving. I'm just trying to get back to Philly where the ground stays still and the people move.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: [on the phone] No, no, no, baby. No, I wuv you more. Yes. No, no, no, no, I wuv you more! All right, you wuv me more.
Geoffrey: Isn't that romantic? He's quoting Elmer Fudd.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Dad got us all tickets to the People's Choice Awards.
Ashley: Thanks for butting in, Hilary. Anyway, the best part is-
Hilary: We get to sit with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver.
Ashley: Hilary, you promised I could tell.
Hilary: I know. I lied. Ooh, I am so excited! Everyone from the A list is gonna be there, which means none of my friends are gonna be there, which means they are all going to corrode with envy and hate my guts. I love it!
Quote from Vivian
Will: Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look, before y'all split each other's wigs, can we have our tickets, please?
Philip: Oh, sure. [checks pocket]
Vivian: You lost them, didn't you?
Philip: No, I did not lose them, thank you very much. I know exactly where they are. They're in my desk, in my office downtown.
Vivian: No problem. We'll just hop on my dress rack and swing by.
Quote from Will
Kathleen: Look, someone's got to come home sometime. Baby, we'll only be down here a couple of hours.
Will: Okay. But what if you wrong? Okay? What if they don't come home for, like, ten years? We'd just be like two real, real fly skeletons. Oh, man. I may never see my mom again. I may never see Zimbabwe. Never dunk on Michael Jordan. I may never see Rudy get married on The Cosbys.
Quote from Will
Will: Here we go, babe. A spot for me and a spot for you. Whoa, whoa Kathleen, hold up. That's my spot. Your spot's over here.
Kathleen: But your spot is more comfortable.
Will: I know. That's why it's my spot.
Quote from Vivian
Vivian: You know this earthquake could have been the big one. We shouldn't argue about things that just don't matter. And I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time about the gadgets.
Philip: Oh, I'm sorry. I get carried away with those things at times, baby. I'll cut back.
Vivian: What is that?
Philip: It's my automatic pulse monitor. It likes you.
Vivian: Well, honey, I hope it has a warranty.
Quote from Will
Will: You know what? Let's kill all this noise, sweetheart. Maybe we don't know each other as well as we thought. Oh, listen to me, I'm starting to sound like my Uncle Phil. Next thing I know, I'm going to wake up bald and hungry.
Kathleen: Yeah, we have been moving a little fast. I guess I should give this back.
Will: Now come on, baby. No, that's cool, keep that.
Kathleen: Well, it probably cost you a lot of money.
Will: No, it didn't.
Quote from Philip
Vivian: Oh, you poor babies! You've been trapped down here all this time. Will, where is Kathleen?
Kathleen: It's me, Mrs. Banks. I probably should go call my parents. Bye, Will. [exits]
Will: Bye, babe.
Vivian: Well, thank God nothing happened to you.
[Kathleen returns and grabs her hair]
Philip: Nothing did happen, right?
Will: Well, to be honest, something did happen. Me and Kathleen decided we just gonna chill out for a little bit. Y'all were right. Now I'm gonna call my mom. She's probably worried about me.
Vivian: Philip, did you hear that? He said we were right.
Philip: Yeah. All it took was an earthquake. You think something hit him on the head?