[Will's fantasy:]
Will: Uh, hey, Uncle Phil, can I rap to you for a sec?
Philip: Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure.
Will: Excuse us, Katie.
Philip: You stay there, baby.
Will: Um, Uncle Phil, I'm in the middle of something important right now.
Philip: Oh! My bad. Hey, you know. Because... Well, you know. Let me just go on upstairs here and take a shower because I'm feeling... kind of dirty.
Katie: How about I shower with you?
Will: Ooh. Hey, hey, hey, Uncle Phil.
Philip: Hey, hey, hey, don't be a player hater, my brother.
Will: Every time. Every damn time.
[reality:]
Will: Every time!
Hilary: Will.
Will: Every time I turn around it's the same thing!
Hilary: Will.
Will: Over and over!