Hilary: Hello and welcome to Hilary. We're very excited today to have as our guest recently dismissed juror from the Show-Biz Madam Trial, George Howlings. Welcome.
George: Thank you. Thank you so much.
Hilary: Well, I guess what we're all dying to know is why you were dismissed.
George: Well, you know, they told the press I was writing a book, but that's not it.
Hilary: Oh? Tell us what it really was.
George: Well, they said I was crazy, but I'm not crazy. But you wanna know who is crazy? Maybe I shouldn't say this on TV.
Hilary: Oh, come on, George. Just between you and me, who was crazy?
George: That lard-butt of a judge. That man is crazy as they come. What does it take to become a judge these days? Now, if you ask me, that man was very incompetent. Couldn't judge a beauty pageant. About as useless as a no-mouthed dog at a Frisbee contest. If I ever see him, I'll lower him like a cheap carpet. And it looked to me, he dozed off every now and then.
Hilary: George-
George: Probably dreaming about that bony-legged prosecutor. I think they got something going on. Ain't that right, Will Smith?