Carlton: [sings] What's new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa What's new pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Will: I was up all night worried sick about you. Where have you been? And how come you didn't call me? Oh, my God, that's my mom's finger. Get it off my hand.
Carlton: Pinch me, Will. I'm in love. I finally found the woman of my dreams. And I did it. The big it.
Will: You mean you and Joann... um, closed the deal?
Ashley: What are you guys talking about?
Will: Business, Ash. Here, have some breakfast. So who put the offer on the table?
Carlton: Uh, she did. And the terms were so attractive, I jumped on h- It. I jumped on it. And don't worry I protected my investment.
Will: Come on, come on. Tell me everything, tell me everything.
Hilary: What was that all about?
Ashley: Carlton lost his virginity.