Quote from Philip in It Had to Be You
Will: Hey, I'm telling you, Carlton was a little bit of that. Uncle Phil, I didn't know he had it in him. He just stood right up to Janet and said: "Baby, that's about all that lip I'm going to have." Philip: Boys, you've got a lot to learn about women. Carlton has obviously been watching me in action. Now, Will... [Vivian walks up behind Phil] Your Aunt Vivian can be quite bossy at times. But when she starts bossing me around, I don't let it bother me. I just say no in a strong, masculine voice. And when I say no, she jumps. Vivian: Excuse me. What did you say? Philip: I don't know. How long have you been there? Vivian: I came in on, "Your Aunt Vivian can be quite bossy sometimes." Philip: So you didn't hear the part where I said: "Boys, the rest of this statement is completely untrue." Vivian: Philip, you better sleep with one eye open. [exits] Philip: I got her just where I want her.