Philip: Like I said the best thing we can do is just to steer clear of him.
Will: Uh-huh. Okay. Well, see I kind of took a different approach. I kind of, like, steered right at him, you know what I'm saying? You know, I think I may have strengthened his resolve to throw his whole life away. But I just wanna say to you, I don't think that should affect our relationship.
Philip: What are you talking about?
Will: Oh, so you need further elaboration. Well, see, Uncle Phil, now, you know I know I can beat Carlton at any sport, right? But then I had found out bowling ain't no sport. Shh. You know, so Carlton's not going to Princeton. He's going to join the PBA. I'm gonna go get a grub, want me to make you something?
Philip: Will, I find out that you contributed to my son not going to Princeton you will be picking my shoe leather out of...