Quote from Will in I, Bowl Buster
Will: What happened to the guy whose biggest dream was to go to Princeton University? Carlton: Look, I used to have a lot of dreams, Will. I used to dream that I was being chased by hot dogs and doughnuts. But it's just a dream. It means nothing. This is reality. Will: Carlton, this isn't reality. This is stupid. Carlton: Will, my dad supports me. Why can't you? Will: Your dad isn't thinking straight. The man's hopped up on a 25-year-old Twinkie.