Quote from Carlton in There's the Rub (Part 1)
Steve: Hey, can you hook me up with some more potatoes? Carlton: Move it along. Everyone gets the same amount. Steve: But I'm a growing boy. Just because somebody stunted your growth doesn't mean you need to take it out on me. Carlton: Is that a short joke? Steve: Why, did it go over your head? Now, that was a short joke. Carlton: Look, you mangy little rapscallion... Hey, Mr. Wilmore. I'm just giving the customers what they want. How about some more turkey, young fella? Just tell me when. Larry Wilmore: What are you doing? This food has to feed everybody. For somebody who wants to go to Princeton, I'd expect more common sense. Steve: Hey. Maybe you ought to look into community college. [laughs]