Carlton: This is the worst night of my life.
Will: Ain't that what I promised you?
Man: Don't panic. I'm from the Crisis Intervention Unit. You're young. You're young. [reads note] "And you have everything to live for."
Carlton: Just get us down.
Man: There you go, putting the cart before the horse. Now, hand me the baby.
Will: Man, what are you doing? We ain't got no baby, man.
Man: Oh, my bad.
Will: Now, will you get the hell out of our way, fool?
Man: Hey, there's no need to be calling names. Sticks and stones will break your bones but a 50-foot fall will kill y'all. I made that up myself.
Will: That civil service exam is really easy, isn't it?