Hilary: Trust me, if Daddy saw the show this afternoon, everything will be fine. And if he didn't, we'll show it to him. Now, do you know how to work one of these things?
Philip: What are you two doing?
Will: [screams] Hey, man. Did you see anything, I don't know, good on TV today?
Philip: No.
Hilary: So you didn't see the show?
Philip: Oh, I saw the show. And now thanks to you, not only am I an incompetent judge, but an unfit parent. Tell me, what do you have planned for tomorrow, huh? Perhaps snapshots of me in the bathtub, huh? Or a video of me chasing stray dogs in my car.
Hilary: Daddy, you don't do that, do you?