Carlton: Speaking of cookies, you know, I've been running the campus restaurant...
Will: Right into the ground. Uh... But if you were looking for someone who's about to get married so is therefore more prepared to make a long-term commitment you might wanna choose...
Carlton: This in-debt, unreliable busboy whose only asset...
Philip: Okay, boys, boys, that's enough.
Ernie: Hey, no, no, no, it's okay. I like that competitive spirit. Yeah, it looks like I got two good candidates for my internship.
Carlton: Internship?
Ernie: Yeah.
Carlton: As in non-paying job?
Ernie: Well, yeah.
Carlton: Good to meet you, Ernest. [exits]