Will: Hey, hey, what's up, y'all?
Geoffrey: Master Carlton's trying to get a date with his computer.
Will: Oh, damn, what happened, man, the toaster turn you down?
Carlton: Har-dee-har-har. This romance chat line on the Internet happens to be a great way to meet babes. Look, I think the handle I've picked is pretty nifty.
Will: Loser Boy. Well, honesty is one way to go.
Carlton: Will, that's a typo. I'm Lover Boy.
Will: And I guess lying is the other way to go. No, I can come up with a better one. Ah! How about this one? Hershey's Kiss. Huh? Because you're little you're chocolate and you're rich. And then your head come to this stupid little point and, you know...