Quote from Will in As the Will Turns
Will: Wait till y'all see this thing, this is huge. Carlton: If you xeroxed your butt again, I'm not interested. Will: Uncle Phil, wait till you see this bill. Lisa spent $1,200 on a bed. I hope that thing comes with a canopy because at that price, it's the only roof we'll have over our heads. Philip: Well, get used to it, Will. You're about to marry and you know how women are. Vivian: No, Philip, how are we? Philip: Fine. And you? Will: Look, Uncle Phil, I'm telling you, it's not like Lisa to spend this kind of money. I'm telling you, she's possessed. It's like some evil force has taken over her mind. Something not of this Earth. Hilary: [enters] Hi, everyone. Is Lisa here yet? We're going shopping again today. Will: [Psycho theme] Ah!