Will: Can I see the list of complaints, please? "Somebody keep making them damn Chevy Chase movies. Dude in apartment 3G keep calling me sugar drawers."
Philip: Complaints about the building, Jazz.
Will: I think they kick in right here, Uncle Phil. "Sticky stuff on the stairs tastes bitter."
Philip: Oh, my God, let me see this. I only have seven days to bring every violation up to code and look at all of these.
Will: Look, Uncle Phil, you want me to start calling repairmen?
Carlton: No, Will, he wants you to call the idiot who keeps greenlighting all those Chevy Chase movies.