Quote from Jazz in Slum Like It... Not!
Carlton: Good Lord, who knows what kind of vermin are in here? Jazz: How do? Philip: I don't have time for you, Jazz. I have to meet with the head of the tenants association. Jazz: Okay. But before I go, this'll make you laugh. Knock, knock. Philip: Who's there? Jazz: The head of the tenants association. That's me. Will: But wait a minute. Jazz, you mean you're the person that's suing my uncle? Man, what were you thinking about? Jazz: I'm just trying to protect your investment. After you put a couple of million dollars in this place, it'll be worth thousands.