Will: Uncle Phil, the thing is we really didn't expect all of these people. We were gonna have the wedding in the garden.
Philip: It is gonna be in the garden. The garden at the Bel-Air Country Club.
Will: Uh, gee, you know, I kind of miss the good old days when you were against this wedding.
Philip: Ah, ha, ha. Ah, I see the problem. See, you're under the impression that this wedding is for you.
Will: [in Southern accent] Oh, what the hell was I thinking?
Philip: Get this straight, son, [chuckles], my cash, my party. And I'm going to network like it's 1999.