Quote from Will in Will Is From Mars
Lisa: I just wanted to come over and say thank you for fixing my sink. Will: Oh, cool. Lisa: Um, baby, how about meeting me for a little midnight swim? Will: Ooh. You got that, baby. Where? Lisa: My living room. Thanks to you, my apartment is flooded. It will be days until I can get back in there. Will: Oh, I'm sorry, baby. I'm usually pretty handy with stuff like that. Tell her, y'all. Didn't I just fix the toaster? [As the toaster dings in the kitchen, a slice of toast flies into the living room.] Will: See? Before it wouldn't even get past the door. Ashley: Thanks, Will. In the morning, I'll set it on dark and it'll meet me at school.