Hilary: Carlton, Will's right. Daddy is way too strict.
Carlton: Well, he may be strict, but he's always fair.
Hilary: Yeah, when you're a son.
Carlton: Well, sons are different than daughters.
Will: In your case, just barely.
Carlton: If you're referring to the size of my endowment, it's almost as large as Hilary's.
Will: God, I hope you talking about money.