Carlton: So let's just say I wanted to do an exercise tape. That would bring me, what, 10 million? Though, I wouldn't actually have to touch fat people, would I? Could they just be electronically morphed in later?
Susan Powter: Philip, as much as I'd like to hang around and help you reach your ideal weight, I can't. [to Carlton] I gotta go, because I can't stand being around you. Ooh, you have such a grating personality.
Philip: That's my boy. Ha-ha-ha. Come on, everyone, tuna melts on me.