Auctioneer: Now, who would like to open the bid on the celebrity mystery box? Now, come on, folks. Do I hear a hundred?
Hilary: You know who that is, don't you? It's Michael Jordan.
Will: Aw, come on, ain't no Michael Jordan in that box.
Hilary: No, really, he told me after my show on "Is Bald Sexy?" that he was gonna be auctioned as a prize.