Will: Whoa, if it isn't Belly D. Williams. I'm just kidding. Just kidding. You look great. Where you all going?
Philip: Oh, fundraiser at the museum. Boy, do I hate these things.
Vivian: Then why agree to be on the Board of Trustees?
Philip: Well, I'm a judge and judges are supposed to be on boards.
Will: Well, it's just that with you, it's usually a smorgasbord.