Quote from Will in Will's Misery
Carlton: What's wrong, Will? Rough weekend? Will: Carlton man, listen, my date with Lisa didn't quite turn out the way I planned. Carlton: Pray tell, why not? Will: Carlton, we got up there, the girl went crazy. She tied me to this chair, was trying to torture me. Carlton: No. Will: But I got loose, man. Then she really went off. So I grabbed this rock, man... [sobs] and I... Oh, my God, she's still up there.