Quote from Carlton in Grumpy Young Men
Carlton: Did you put super glue in my hair gel? Will: [chuckles] Hey, that's what you get for stealing my girl. Carlton: I didn't have to steal her. She was bored with you so she came to me, a real man. Will: So, what you saying? I'm not a real man? Carlton: Yeah, you got it. You should know that all that "yo, yo, hey, baby, bap, bap, bap" stuff is just played out. It worked in high school, but now it's just embarrassing. Will: So I'm the embarrassment now, huh? Take it easy, stumpy. Carlton: And you know something else? I'm tired of all those short jokes. I'm average height. Will: For a woman. Carlton: I'm large enough for Valerie. Will: You wants to go there, huh?