Santa Claus: Come on over here. Sit down, right here.
Will: Unh-unh. [chuckles] Now, what are you talking about with Nicky?
Santa Claus: Will, being a child today is tougher than any time that I can remember. But, Nicky... Nicky is blessed with a very precious gift. Innocence. And you were about to take that away from him.
Will: No, I didn't wanna do that. I just don't want him to be mad at me forever.
Santa Claus: Aw, Will, nothing is forever with children. They grow up and they forget. Hey, remember something you used to believe in me once. Maybe you ought to try believing in me again. [chuckles] Oh, here, here. You be a good boy. And tell Carlton to stop faxing me. I cannot get him into Princeton.