Quote from Hilary in Reality Bites
Hilary: I need to tape Leeza Gibbons' show. I'm gonna record every nasty thing she says and then I'm gonna sue her for definition of character. Now, how do you turn this on? Geoffrey: Why don't you just use the VCR? Hilary: Geoffrey, if I knew how to use the VCR, would I need this camera? No, I would not. Oh, it's already started. Turn it on.