Quote from Geoffrey in M is for the Many Things She Gave Me
Carlton: Well, this hundred dollars says that she goes out with me first. [After Carlton places his wallet down and walks over to Will, Geoffrey goes and grabs a note from Carlton's wallet] Will: Okay, here's 50. And another 50. You're on and may the best man win: Me. Geoffrey: [clears throat] Might I get in on this? Sure things don't come along every day. On Master William. Carlton: Why would you pick him? Geoffrey: With all due respect, young sir, I've seen you in action with women, and quite frankly, you're an idiot.