Will: Hey, G, I gotta tell you, man. If this girl is built anything like her mother I might have to check the premises, you know what I'm saying? I might have to go see what the foundation is like, know what I mean?
Carlton: Hold your permit, mister. What makes you think the daughter's gonna opt for you when she can have me?
Will: Well, number one, because I don't be saying stuff like "opt." Number two, because Geoffrey still has to cut up your food.