Quote from Will in M is for the Many Things She Gave Me
Will: And you're sure that Aunt Viv is cool with your ex-girlfriend coming to visit, huh? Philip: Oh well, actually, Janice was never officially my girlfriend. Not that I didn't try. Man, oh, man, did I try. Flowers, poems, dinners. I must have sprung for over 50 of them. Will: Well, maybe it would have worked if you had taken her too. Sorry, it was just a little collegiate humor.