Will: Yo, whoa, hey, that's not funny. Jazz is my best friend.
Philip: Was. Be prepared, Will. Marriage brings about new priorities. You may find Jazz has less time to spend with you once he's taken a wife.
Will: Please, ain't no way Jazz, knowing me, gonna let some honey come between us.
Philip: Oh, that's what I thought too. When I married Vivian, I lost all my friends. Right, honey? But, you know... But it wasn't like I was gonna need them. After all, I wasn't gonna have any fun anymore. [Vivian storms off] Honey. Sweetheart. Babe...
Will: Man, Uncle Phil, I knew you had a man-size appetite, but both feet?