Quote from Jazz in The Ol' Ball and Chain
Jazz: And I was gonna make you my best man. Will: Oh, really? Your best man? Jazz: Well, you are my best friend. My other friends pretend to like me for my money. Will: That's because you owe it to them. Jazz: The ceremony's at the Woman's Correctional Institution next Tuesday. Will: Whoa, Jazz. You're getting married at the prison? Jazz: Why not. It's free. We follow an execution. Will: Jazz, ain't no homey of mine getting married up in no prison. Jazz: Well, unless you got a rich uncle or something, that's how it's got to be.