Will: Uncle Phil, check it out. There's been a slight change of plans. Ashley is gonna double with me and my girl.
Philip: Oh, no. I'm not gonna have my daughter involved in one of your wild evenings.
Will: We playing miniature golf. That'll be cool unless the church group shut that place down, you know?
Philip: And afterwards?
Will: Well, I was thinking we'd run some guns to Nicaragua, but we'll probably just come home.
Philip: All right, Will. She's in your hands. But if anything happens to her, those hands will be without fingers.
Will: Yes, sir. Lose my fingers, sir.