Philip: You know, Will, it wouldn't hurt if you did something for your school.
Will: Oh, I know, and I am, Uncle Phil. Tonight, I'm stealing the SCU statue.
Philip: Don't even joke about something like that.
Will: I was just kidding, Uncle Phil. But, well, hey, can I borrow the station wagon? You know, got me kind of a big date tonight, you know?
Philip: Yeah. Sure, here you are, son.
Will: Thank you, thank you.
Philip: You know, Will, illegal transportation of a school statue is a felony.
Will: Yes, sir, thank you.