Hilary: Daddy. Daddy, there's a man under my bed and I didn't tell him to hide there.
Philip: Sweetheart, he's from the security company. I'm thinking of upgrading our alarm system.
Ashley: Hilary, there was a robbery in our neighborhood. Someone cleaned out the entire east wing of the Spelling mansion.
Hilary: Ew. How are they going to fence all that crushed velvet?