Will: You know, my brother, I was wondering was that the Ohio State game where you fumbled three times?
Hank: Yeah, well, I really shouldn't have tried to play with a broken hand.
Will: Well, I played basketball once without a leg.
Hank: Then that explains why your jokes are so lame.
Will: Hey, now, was that your call, or did the coach send that in?
Jackie: Hey, the testosterone is starting to reach a dangerous level.