Quote from Will in You've Got to Be a Football Hero
Will: Guess what I have in my hand. Jackie: Do I have to call security? Will: Before you have me tossed in the clink you might wanna check it out. Uncle Phil's floor seats to the Lakers. So, what's up, I'll pick you up like 6, 6: 15? Jackie: Will, I appreciate you asking, especially three hours before game time, but I'm kind of dating someone right now. Will: You dating somebody right now? Well, how come I'm the last to know? Jackie: I have my reasons. Will: Oh, I get it, I get it. You're embarrassed. Dude is probably some snaggletoothed, pie-faced, snausage-lipped, hunchback... Jackie: It's Hank Farley. Will: Heisman Trophy winning fool.