Quote from Ashley in Take My Cousin - Please
Ashley: Hey, Dad. Did you see this report in Consumer magazine? It says that the Crib Chalet is the most dangerous crib on the market. Philip: What are you talking about? Ashley: According to this, the crib malfunctioned and an infant was tossed 50 feet in the air. Geoffrey: We can beat that. Vivian: Geoffrey. Philip: Well... Well, that was just one crib. Ashley: Well, the same thing happened to twins in Nova Scotia. Philip: Sweetheart, why don't you go read an Archie comic book or something.