Quote from Will in Home Is Where the Heart Attack Is
Carlton: Hold on a minute. I'll have you know my father is not fat. He's just big-boned. Larger than life. Will: Yeah, he's also larger than the Volvo. Ashley: Will, it's not funny. Cholesterol is gathering in his arteries stopping the blood flow like rush-hour gridlock. Carlton: Hold it, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. Dad will probably outlive all of us. Will: Only if he eats us first.