Hilary: Wait a minute, Will. I think I'm having second thoughts.
Will: What do you mean?
Hilary: I don't know if doing the layout is worth having Daddy hate me the rest of my life.
Will: No, no, no, it's only the rest of his life. After them pictures come out, how much longer could he have?
Hilary: Will.
Will: I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. I thought you wanted to do the pictures.
Hilary: Well, I do.
Will: I'm saying you can't just let your pop be pushing you around all the time.
Hilary: It would be so much easier if only he liked Playboy.
Will: Liked it? He's got issues in his bathroom from, like, 1964.