Hilary: Family, I have an announcement. Listen, Playboy is doing a pictorial on the prettiest weather girls from coast to coast. They're gonna call it "Warm Fronts." And they want me to be in it.
Philip: Absolutely not.
Hilary: But don't you even wanna hear what I have to say about it?
Carlton: You heard our father: No!
Hilary: Carlton, what do you care?
Carlton: Look, I will not be publicly embarrassed by a potential scandal.
Will: Now, now, don't get your Underoos in a knot, stumpy. Hilary knows what she's doing.
Hilary: Wait a minute, I haven't even decided-
Will: Quiet, Hilary. Work with me here, Hil. I can see it now: Long afternoons kicking back on a chaise longue watching full-body contact volleyball up at Hef's place.