Vivian: Honey, you've also got an infant son who needs you... in one piece.
Philip: I don't see Dan's wife giving him any heat over this.
Vivian: From what Helen tells me she ain't giving him any heat anywhere else either.
Philip: Oh, you women discuss that?
Vivian: You'd be surprised what we talk about. Honey, be reasonable. Get off the midlife-crisis highway and come home.
Philip: Oh, yeah, I can't wait to see your first hot flash.