Vivian: What a sleaze. I hope Mary dumps Lazlo's sorry butt.
Hilary: Me too. You think she would've learned after he lied about neutering the cat.
Vivian: She really hasn't been the same since she had that sex change.
Hilary: Yeah, I guess you're right about that.
Ashley: Listen to yourselves. You're caught up in the lives of make-believe characters. I'll tell you what, Mom, I'll watch the baby, go to a museum and take Hilary with you.
Vivian: Ashley, the only reason we get involved in this kind of stuff is that real life sometimes is kind of boring. [motorcycle revs]
Ashley: What's that?
Hilary: Harley-Davidson '58 panhead. I used to date a biker.