Quote from Will in Father of the Year
Will: Whoa, hold up, girl. I'm working this place by myself. Jackie's at an away game. And I ain't got no time for no "Give me my bottle and change my didy." "Wipe my booty." Hmm. [later:] Woman: Oh, Will, your little boy is just adorable. Will: Well, like padre, like nino, you know what I'm saying?