Geoffrey: Not to worry, madam. I'll care for the child as though he were my very own. [after Philip & Vivian leave] We'll draw straws for the little bugger. Short one loses.
Will: Oh, that would be you, Carlton.
Carlton: Har-de-har-har, but I've got a class.
Will: Well, wait a minute, I've got a job.
Ashley: I've got a match.
Hilary: I've got...
Will: A date with Mr. Stinky!