Will: Where are you guys going? Come on, don't you guys want to go out there and see Uncle Willie make a fool out of himself? What's wrong?
Jessie: Those are people out there.
Will: Oh. All this time y'all thought we was going to be performing for some Smurfs? Okay, come on, look, let's just pretend it's another rehearsal.
Michael: Forget it, we're not ready for the public.
Will: How do you think I feel?
Jessie: We've got our futures to think about.
Will: Listen, I don't think you guys understand. If we don't get out there, I'm not going to graduate.
Jessie: You're breaking my heart.
Will: And you're so cute. And if you guys don't let me graduate, then I might have to mess y'all up.
Jessie: Show on!