Vivian: Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time.
Will: But Uncle Phil was naked, Aunt Viv.
Philip: Shut up, Will. Vivian, I wanna have this baby already.
Vivian: Oh, you think I don't? I feel like I ate a Buick.
Will: Look like a Winnebago from here.
Philip: Baby, is there anything more I can do for you?
Will: Will you look at her, Uncle Phil? Haven't you done enough? Leave her alone.