Nurse: Well, Mr. Banks, you gave us quite a scare. How you feeling now?
Carlton: Terrible. I wanna go home.
Nurse: Your parents are on the way but we will have to keep you here in the Chemical Dependency Unit overnight.
Carlton: Excuse me?
Nurse: Oh, I'm sorry, but that's standard procedure with all our substance-abuse patients.
Will: Excuse me, Miss Irene, that's such a pretty name. Listen, um, I don't think you understand. See, Carlton is not addicted to drugs. I mean, Carlton hates drugs. We still have to mix his aspirin in with applesauce.
Nurse: Well, that may be but that certainly wasn't applesauce we pumped out of his stomach.