[fantasy:]
Kids: Hello, Father.
Will: Hey, Shaquille, Barkley, Jordan. [holds out hand] Okay, forget about that. Check it out. Why don't we go outside and shoot some hoops?
Barkley: What are hoops?
Shaquille: I think he's referring to that sport where a spherical object is thrown into a round receptacle at opposite ends of a court.
Will: You watch your mouth, boy. All right, look, forget basketball. Come here, come here, come here. What do y'all say we sneak and get some candy before dinner?
Jordan: But that would spoil our appetite, and tonight we're having liver.
Kids: Yeah!