Vivian: Ashley, honey, your father and I have always been here and we will always make time for you.
Carlton: Hilary, why not? I mean, it will help your ratings.
Hilary: I don't want to hear about it anymore, okay?
Will: Now, here come your two eldest siblings, Dopey and Greedy.
Hilary: No, Carlton, I will not plug your stupid school play on my weather spot today, tomorrow, or ever.
Carlton: Well, for your information, Brigadoon is a classic musical comedy.
Will: No, man, for my money, classic musical comedy: Milli Vanilli.