Ashley: So Mom's having a baby. Big deal. I bet you didn't go through all this for me. You probably smoked cigarettes and rode horseback until the day I was born.
Vivian: Ashley, honey, come on, we prepared for you and took the same precautions as we did for Hilary and Carlton.
Will: Ah, bungee jumping.
Vivian: Philip, the baby's moving, feel my stomach.
Ashley: Hey, I move all the time. Let's have a party. All you guys do is talk about the baby. The baby's clothes, the baby's room. The baby, baby, baby. You'll forget all about me after you have it, Mommy. I can see it coming.